09 8 / 2017

bringyourownhappiness:

delphemeral:

bechloe-beatchell:

sussexbound:

fancypants-qc:

sadiene:

mentalgrunge:

daftpunk-delorean:

dangerouslyasexual:

naamahdarling:

microbewrangler:

princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

I am honestly so glad this is back on my dash.

VICTOR’S SECRET JFC

Obviously reblogging for nip noops and peenors.

YES. MAKE IT. NOW.

(via virginiaisforhaters)

07 6 / 2017

mslorelei:

you-got-fanfiction:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monosexuals:

alphaaraptor:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

horses that don’t like labels

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it got better.

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

Shun the non-believer!

Best bi post ever.

(via the-emblematic)

07 6 / 2017

07 6 / 2017

livinginthequestion:

bootsnblossoms:

refinery29:

Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots.

Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman episode; and 2) Comedy Central actually cast transgender actors for transgender roles.

Gifs: Comedy Central

Check it out.

Fucking perfect. Putting the narrative back in the hands of the changemakers makes me unspeakably happy. *sniffles* 

Today is not the motherfucking day.

(via virginiaisforhaters)

07 6 / 2017

07 6 / 2017

brendaonao3:
“ fetchtival:
“ sevensneakyfoxes:
“ themetaisawesome:
“ themyskira:
“ themetaisawesome:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ scotsdragon:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ themyskira:
“ hells-will-88:
“ themyskira:
“ nerdyfacts:
“ Nerdy Fact...

brendaonao3:

fetchtival:

sevensneakyfoxes:

themetaisawesome:

themyskira:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scotsdragon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themyskira:

hells-will-88:

themyskira:

nerdyfacts:

Nerdy Fact #1434: Wonder Woman was originally based on two women: the wife of creator William Marston and one of his former students that both he and his wife had sexual encounters with. 

(Source.)

How about you actually name ‘em?

Elizabeth Holloway Marston and Olive Byrne were among a number of women who contributed to the original Wonder Woman, and they’re fascinating people in their own right.

Elizabeth Holloway Marston was a brilliant woman. She earned three university degrees in psychology and law at a time when few women received any tertiary education. She was a successful career woman who assisted her husband with his work and was frequently the breadwinner of the family.

The main reason she was able to continue working after having children? Olive Byrne, who was not simply a casual “sexual encounter”, but the Marstons’ lover and life partner. To enable Elizabeth to work, Olive stayed at home and raised both her and Elizabeth’s children. She also wrote for Family Circle and contributed to Marston’s research.

Elizabeth is credited with pushing her husband to create a female superhero, and after his death she worked hard to preserve his vision for the character, urging DC to employ her as the comic’s editor (she was ignored).

Wonder Woman’s bracelet’s are Olive’s bracelets: Olive was known for wearing a pair of wide silver bracelets, and Marston had these in mind when he envisioned Diana’s bullet-deflecting accessories.

Marston died in 1947, but Elizabeth and Olive continued to live together until the end of their lives.

Wait. Clarification please. Are you telling me that the creator of Wonder WOMAN WAS IN A POLY-AMOROUS RELATIONSHIP?

Yep! They were in a poly relationship and had four children together, two by Elizabeth and two by Olive.

(And for those who’ve asked about sources, the Marstons’ story is covered in detail in The Secret History of Wonder Woman by Jill Lepore and Wonder Woman: The Complete History by Les Daniels)

Wonder Woman was inspired and shaped by not only a man who was incredibly progressive and awesome by todays standards let alone the standards of the day he lived in but also by a fierce, intelligent and awesome bisexual woman

This is one of the many reasons why the ways DC has ruined Wonder Woman in their pursuit of making the book as backwards and heteronormative as possible pisses me off…

Not a fierce and intelligent and awesome bisexual woman.

Two fierce and intelligent and awesome bisexual women. 

You are correct :D

Imagine growing up in that house

“Mom wants to see you.”

“Psychology mom or bracelet mom?”

“Bracelet mom.”

According to Lepore, the kids called Elizabeth “Keetie” and Olive “Dotsie”!

That is adorable.

I have reblogged this before and will continue to do it until the day I die. The origin story of WW comics is as fucking great as the character herself.

Fun fact: Olive’s bracelets were a gift from William and Elizabeth, and were basically an alternative to a wedding ring, since she couldn’t legally marry them. Diana’s bracelets, 70+ years later, are a symbol of that relationship.

Another fun fact: There’s a movie coming out about their relationship, starring Luke Evans and Rebecca Hall and Bella Heathcote that was written AND directed by a woman (Angela Robinson)

(via eileensideways-blog)

17 11 / 2016

micdotcom:

Jessie Kahnweiler has never been afraid to use comedy to examine serious, even traumatizing experiences. In her new series, The Skinny, she’s hoping to change the way you think about eating disorders.

(Source: mic.com, via the-daily-feminist)

17 11 / 2016

tormans-space:

dwaynewaynejr:

iamhannalashay:

softwhorecore:

deadpoolsdickwarmer:

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

This makes me so happy ☺️

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

I LOVE THIS OMFG

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

(via stonybnatural)

17 11 / 2016

attack-on-dancing:

psych2go:

ultrarainpants:

Hey guys, this is for you digital artists out there.

My friends have created this site for tracking your images, it’s called copypants.com.

It sucks finding people who repost your art without crediting you. On top of finding your images, Copypants acts as a middleman for interacting with the reposters. They make it really easy to send credit requests to people reposting your work.

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Check em out, copypants.com

If you guys run into any problems, feel free to email or message them. 

Spread the word cause I found my art on websites I didn’t even know they existed.

(via kickingshoes)

17 11 / 2016

hapaxlegomina:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

ianstagram:

Yeah our house is on fire but have we considered giving the fire a chance and seeing what it does first before we put it out?

Before we call 911 I want the wood floor to apologize for being so flammable and let the healing begin because it really hurts the arsonist when you call him an arsonist.

Look, I know none of us wanted this fire in the first place, but it’s here now, so can we please just try and make the best of it and be respectful?

(via lordmeowdemort)